just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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