His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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