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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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