it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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