His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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