I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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