redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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