Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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