It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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