is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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