I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
