I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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