So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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