Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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