So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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