Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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