U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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