Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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