is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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