let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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