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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF

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(602): View more from Arizona

The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."

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(303): View more from Colorado

YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES

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YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.

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I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.

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