A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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