so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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