Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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