You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
