your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if only i could text you this smell
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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