have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
As shirtless as possible
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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