break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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