You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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