like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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