I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
whose parrot is this?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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