you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
All the doctor said was why
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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