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garbage dick
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you win
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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