Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
