You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The ass gains better be worth it
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