I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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