What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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