Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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