You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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