Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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