so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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