quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She announced her abortion via fbk
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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