O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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