Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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