: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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Are we still banned from the library?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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