I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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