The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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