Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My bed smells like the plague
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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