we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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