Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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