girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
my poor anus
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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