So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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