so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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