I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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