at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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