he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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